Who we serve
Super Bad Ads works with appointment-based businesses that run several locations: gym groups and studios, salons and barbershops, med spas, dental groups, franchise systems and multi-store retailers. We run Meta and Google for every location and report new customers per location, every week, from your own booking or point-of-sale system.
Gym groups, boutique fitness and pilates brands. Judged on joins per club, not leads.
Salons and barbershopsSalon and barbershop brands with several shops. Judged on booked first-time clients per location.
Med spasMed spa groups. Booked consults counted in your booking system, per location.
Dental groups and DSOsDental groups and DSOs. Booked new patients per office, from your practice-management system.
Franchise systemsFranchisors and multi-unit franchisees. Brand fund and local spend on one per-location scoreboard.
Multi-store retailSpecialty chains and service-retail brands. New customers per store, per week.
Who Super Bad Ads is for
Appointment-based operators with four or more locations, and a small team running marketing for all of them.
Our clients book customers into a calendar or a chair: classes, treatments, cleanings, haircuts, store visits. They run four to sixty locations, usually with a marketing team of one to three people who answer to an owner or a board. That is the work of a multi-location marketing agency: one plan across many locations, judged location by location.
Paid media on Meta and Google, and the measurement under it. Nothing else.
We buy ads for every location and judge them on new customers from your own system, not on clicks or platform numbers. We don't build websites, run your social feed or sell SEO. See how the paid media agency work runs, or pick your business below.
The same problem shows up in every segment we serve.
How we work, in every segment
We map your ad accounts, tracking and spend by location before anything changes. Every account and pixel stays in your name.
Joins, booked consults, new patients or new customers: we count the number your business already trusts, per location, from your system.
Each location gets its own budget, sized to its capacity and opening calendar, and we move money weekly toward the locations with room to fill.
We test lots of low-cost creative made in your locations, then fund what books new customers. You get a report every week a busy owner can read.
Flat monthly retainers, never a percentage of ad spend: compare the tiers on our paid media pricing page. Under about $20K a month in media, start with the paid media audit.
Most of our clients run four or more locations, and the method is built for that: a budget and a report per location. Below that, the per-location scoreboard has too little to compare. If you are close, the paid media audit is a good way to check the fit before a retainer.
They are where our method fits best: appointment-based or store-visit businesses with several locations and a booking or point-of-sale system we can read. If your business works the same way, the method transfers. Single-location businesses, e-commerce brands and walk-in convenience retail are not a fit.
Meta and Google, run per location. Core covers two platforms; Growth covers every digital channel, and we pick the mix. We judge every platform on new customers from your own system, not on the numbers each platform reports about itself.
Every week you get one scoreboard with each location on its own row: new customers, spend and cost per new customer, taken from your booking or point-of-sale system. The numbers are stricter than platform reports, and an owner or board can read them without a translation.
No. Super Bad Ads is deliberately narrow: paid media on Meta and Google and the measurement under it. That focus is the point. If your site or social feed needs work, we will tell you what the ads need from it, but we will not sell it to you.
Tell us about your locations, your ad spend and your booking or point-of-sale system. A person reads every inquiry and gets back to you if we're a fit.
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Tell us about your locations, platforms, and current spend. We take on a limited number of new clients — every submission is reviewed for fit, and if we're a good match, you'll hear from us personally.