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Turn Ad Spend Into Provable, Per-Location Growth

Tell us about your business — locations, spend, what's broken. It takes about two minutes. This is the team behind 25% cheaper leads across an 8-location operator, a −8% decline flipped to +25% average monthly growth, and a 1.5x platform ROAS built on tracking that finally told the truth. We take on a limited number of new clients — every submission gets reviewed for fit, and if we're a good match, you'll hear from us personally.

Reviews

What operators say

“He completely rebuilt our entire tag management and pixel structure, prompting a very necessary overhaul of our cookie consent management protocol. Super Bad Ads' changes not only created the 1.5x platform ROAS, they built the very tools needed to show it.”

Multi-location Boutique GymVerified client · identity protected

“There's no one who knows the data like Collier and Super Bad Ads. We've worked with other consultants and agencies before, but in the first meeting Collier knew exactly what we needed to do so we could fix our analytics.”

Multi-Location Clinic GroupCMO · identity protected

“Super Bad Ads' marketing knowledge and ability to diagnose problems and then solve them on-the-fly has helped us beyond the scope of work. Their team feels like our partner more than any of our other vendors.”

Health Tech StartupVerified client · identity protected
Why we ask

Why we ask for all of this

Two minutes of real answers gets you a real evaluation. Every field earns its place:

Your website

We look at it before we decide anything — your booking flow, your tracking, your story. It's the fastest way to see whether we can actually help.

Your locations

Multi-location economics are the whole game. Location count tells us what structure your campaigns and reporting will need — and where the leverage is.

Your monthly ad spend

Spend level right-sizes the plan. It tells us which tier fits — and honestly, whether paid media is even the right next dollar for you yet.

Your stack and your biggest problem

Your CRM, booking system, and tracking tell us how much measurement work stands between you and provable ROI — and what we'd fix first.

Receipts

The kind of work you'd be signing up for

25%
Lower CPL — 8-location fitness operator, after a paid social rebuild
3x+
ROAS on paid social — same multi-location operator
1.5x
Platform ROAS — multi-location boutique gym, from fixing tracking alone
Flat monthly pricing, no percentage of ad spend. You always know what you pay us.
FAQ

Questions we get before people fill this out

How much does it cost?

One platform is $2,500/month. Two platforms is $4,000/month. Beyond that, our Growth and Unlimited plans are quoted after a conversation — because at that level the plan is built around your channel mix, creative needs, and reporting depth. The full menu is public on our digital marketing pricing page — real numbers, no sales call required.

Do you work month-to-month?

No. Our minimum engagement is 6 months. This gives us enough time to onboard, optimize, and produce defensible results.

Will I hear back?

Every submission gets reviewed — that's a promise. But we're a small boutique agency, and we can't personally respond to every inquiry we get. If your business is a good match for how we work, you'll hear from us personally.

How much should I spend on ads before working with you?

For One/Two Platforms, $5,000–$10,000/month of media spend is healthy. Below that, the data signal is too noisy to optimize against. Growth and Unlimited earn their keep from $10,000/month up.

Which ad platforms do you manage?

Google and Meta are the core; TikTok, LinkedIn, and programmatic when your audience genuinely lives there. One platform run right beats three run averagely — see how our paid media agency engagements work.

What if my tracking or attribution is broken?

That's usually where we start — most stacks aren't under-tooled, they're under-connected. Our marketing technology agency services rebuild the data layer between your marketing and your revenue: audits, attribution, CRM and booking-platform integrations.

Do you only work with multi-location appointment businesses?

They're our specialty — but not our ceiling. We carry deep e-commerce and digital advertising results too, and we take on non-appointment and retail-service businesses when the fit is right. Browse the full set of digital marketing services for multi-location operators to see how we work.

Can I add more channels mid-contract?

Yes. Adding a platform moves you to the matching tier at the next billing cycle — the menu is designed so that's never a renegotiation.